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15Jul2007

Home Guard 200

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Reader Comments (209)

What were you doing up so late on Sunday night? I thought you retired early with a hot toddie and the Reader's Digest? Good to see you having some fun!
Mon, July 16, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterChris

house arrest blows. im on that shit right now. fuck a homeguard 200

Fri, May 9, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterme

if you cut the band to the ankle monitor will a tamper alarm go ogg

Wed, May 21, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjust wondering

decorate decorate decorate

Wed, May 21, 2008 | Registered CommenterLucy Wightman

I heard someone buttered up their ankle and slid the fucker off. I wonder if that will set the tamper alarm off?

Sun, July 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJgreezy

I'm on the 200 myself - for the next 58days - what is the reach of this thing? I wonder if anyone knows - would like to know when they show me away when I'm around my house...

Tue, August 5, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterarod

You can be sure that your batcave phone will ring once you go out of range. And hey, if you are not out of range it is obvious because you will be answer the batcave phone.

Thu, August 14, 2008 | Registered CommenterLucy Wightman

my room mate is on the home guard 200 and i was wodnering if anyone knew how far you can go with this shit on. i cant find anywhere how many feet you can go before the stupid shit goes off if anyone knows the answer email me at kasper1981@hotmail.com

Sat, August 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterbarbara

150 feet long range or less depending on wht the officers set it at

Sat, August 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterada

u can go in your yard as long as it is a small yard

Sat, August 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterada

why u on it

Sat, August 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterada

when they let u out for an errand.....have someone sit near the phone and then when u come back ....slowly very slowly creep to your house, once you are in range your phone will ring once.......now you know how far away you can go:)

Sat, August 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterada

The makers of the box state: Flexibility: Able to program variable range settings, a variable leave window, and unlimited schedules

Fri, September 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCharmedlife13

this sucks, fuck this. Anyone hear a phone ring like your calling someone ever?

Sun, October 5, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterscrewed

im on this right now. does anyone know if this detects alcohol? last time i was on this i drank a lot and didnt have an issue, but ive gotten older and dont want to risk it haha. im on for 90 days this time as will :(

Wed, November 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterhouse arrest victim lol

I am on one ... I will have my girlfriend observe the lights on it when I can get out tomorrow. I think the light turns red also once you are out of the set range. The homeguard 200 ISN'T one of the alcohol sensitive ones either.

Sun, November 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMoosacha ,not the food....

I'M ON THAT CRAP TOO, SO FAR I TESTED THAT WHEN YOU GO FAR BUT ARE STILL IN PROXIMITY THE YELLOW LIGHT BLINKS AND WHEN YOU ARE OUT OF RANGE THE LIGHT GOES OUT AND WHEN IT DOES YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO......I TESTED WHEN IT WAS STILL BEFORE MY CURFEW, I'M NOT ON FULL HOUSE ARREST. FOR ME THE YELLOW LIGHT STARTS TO BLINK LIKE APPROX 50 OR 60 FEET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE (OUTSIDE). ALSO FOR THE PERSON WHO ASKED ABOUT ALCOHOL, I'M NOT ABSOLUTELY SURE BUT I CHECKED THE BACK OF THE UNIT AND IT HAS A PHONE JACK THAT IS LABELED SOBRIETOR, SO I GUESS IF THERE IS NOTHING CONNECTED TO YOURS LIKE MINE ISNT THEN WE CAN GET AS WASTED AS WE WANT....LOL

Thu, December 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKCL

Homeguard 200 is a piece of shit. My boyfriend is now in jail after doing 60 days of a 90 day in house arrest. The monitor said he never came home on Christmas Eve . That's funny I was there eating chinese food and opening gifts with him all night.

Sun, January 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSusan Goldstein

I just stated a 60 day "bid" on this thing. My questions: So that means they can't really enforce "lockdown", if your yard is within "range" (Unless they drive by and see you outside). The light comes on when you are out of range right? And they call your phone when you are supposedly out of range when you are not supposed to be, I'm guessing this is why you can't have a wireless phone?. Any comments apprreciated!

Mon, January 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNewDealer

I think I win the prize. I'm on a 244 day stint on this thing. Jesus I hope I don't lose my mind and kill some small creature that comes into my patio. My PO told me I can't even take out the garbage or get my mail! The dumpster is like 25ft from the front door. WTF. God this is gonna suck....242 days left. YAY!

Sun, January 11, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhollykaye

does anyone know how to get this damn thing off with out setting any alarms off, i know my PO said that if somehow someone gets it off that the band gets cold and sets off an alarm.

Sun, January 11, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdevildawg

This is friendly advice about the Homeguard 200 for all of you wondering. I have been on it now for 9 months, and have 1 month left to go. So hollykaye, I have you beat. I'll have been on this POS for 310 days when I finally get it off. Anyway, here is some basic info about it. The device on your wrist actually detects bone. So if you remove it from your foot, if it is too loose, etc... and it cannot detect bone then it contacts the monitoring station and you're fucked. As far as the distance goes, that is set by your Probation Officer. The best way to test how far you can go, is to have someone by the device as you walk around your home/living space. When the light is blinking yellow, you're out of range. You have 5 minutes to get back in to range before it 'phones home'.

Wed, January 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterimonhousearrest

IM ON THIS BS......FOR THIRTY DAYS....THANS FOR THE TIPS GUYS I NEED THAT

Fri, January 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSALOHCIN

I think I win... I just started it, and I have 270 days left. Oct. 23 and I have to been moved into college in the middle of August. You cant have sex with this thing on, I swim for a team, had to quit for a year, cant swim in my own pool, cant use my hottub, what about when it gets to summer? Im so jumping in my pool, they can bill me if they want!

Wed, January 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGreg

I have been on house arrest since october 2008 because i was released on a 5k bond and pre-trial release-elmo. To answer Gregs statement yes you can have sex with it. Yet to this date i still havent had a court date because the state hasnt filed it yet. Im getting some what desperate and wanted to cut it off but from what i just read about the bone thing and all that ill keep it on, i think that the best thing to do is to either complte the sentence or in my case cut it off and turn my self in so i can get some time foir it insted of sitting here with my thumb up my ass. Currently im attending High School and its the only time im allowed to be outside. It's from 6am to 4pm. During that time i can go anywhere i want. Since its HomeGuard 200 not a GPS thing i can play hookie everynow and then and run errons because normaly my po only gives me a 2 hour period which is the time im would spend to go there and back. The best advice i have for anyone is to enroll in some sort of school in the mornin weather its be some sort of Ged thing or Trade school in the morning and a part-time at night. Even if u dont plan to go, you can enroll show ur po u schedule that way u can go anywhere u want in the mornin. Last thing i wanted to say if you do enrolle is that u need to make sure to follow the schedule because they know when u leave and dont leave wich would blow ur cover.

Thu, February 5, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDavie Boy

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